Owl disease

It makes you gay

Dixies got owl disease

by Bobojizz September 11, 2018

owl teeth

Slow, misguided, gullible.

You are as sharp as owl teeth!

by The Owl Dentist October 31, 2017

Party Owls

(Noun)

Some one that stays up late, and also attends parties.

Kyle: it's getting really late and we're headed to another bar. I can't keep up.

Adam: yea, these guys go HAM. They're such party owls.

by davenconrad January 15, 2017

Cage-owl

A butt-ugly, fat chick, that you will only pick up when you are drunk.

Damn! I ended up with a real cage-owl last night!

by Owl-hater March 30, 2011

Afternoon owl

Someone that is not a morning person or night person. Someone that thrives in the afternoon. Is too tired to be productive in the morning and too sleepy to be productive at night.

I hate mornings and at night i am sleepy af , so I guess I am an afternoon owl.

by Mmmmmmm whatcha say March 10, 2022

Owl Pate

the top of an owls head

that guy has a huge owl pate noggin

by shelbythelesslie April 21, 2010

Greasy Owl

the act of making your husband grease up his pet owl before you force it into his anus to assert your dominance in the bedroom

Last night Cyla gave me a greasy owl... it hurt but it was worth it

by PoggingtonBear June 8, 2022