by I'm to old for this... August 3, 2022

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro
Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."
by roneallm August 29, 2024

by Dirtydmax May 29, 2023

When ratchet girls touch their pregnant stomachs and take a selfie and you can see how gross the bedroom is behind you
by Marmar October 4, 2015

The Oregon sneeze is when you perform anal sex and the participants sneezes and semen ejects from their nose
by Turbowanker9000 June 16, 2021

Diego Oregon is a wanna be special ed kid.he always comes inside our 4th period class room.say’s shit that no one wants to hear he gets into people business.annoyes everybody he thinks that he has friends but doesn’t he’s family need therapy bcz his sister ripped a dollar bill in half his mom and dad told Deigo to pee in a cup and they made her drink it
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
by Follow Diego is crack head on April 9, 2019

by Bowl of fruit July 13, 2022
