Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod

Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

Cods lips

A fishy variation on your average beef curtains.
A womans partition.

I was down the docks doing a bit of fishing and I seen the biggest set of cods lips ever. £10 per lip and £5 admin fee... best £25 I ever spent.....mmmmm Cods Lips...

by wurzel79 October 14, 2008

cod pouch

When a man's testicles give off a fishy odor

"Dude you have a serious case of cod pouch"

"Sorry! I haven't showered in a while!"

by Swanee February 24, 2014

Sucking COD

The act of playing hours and hours of Call of Duty to the point where you care about nothing else, including friends, partying, and communication with other human beings.

Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"

Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".

by wtown November 14, 2011

COD boomer

A person who thinks that adding in melee weapons to COD will ruin the whole game.

Person 1: Black Ops 3 was when Cod started going to shit, They should never had added melee weapons, it's a game based on SHOOTING people.
Person 2: You sound like a COD Boomer
Person 1: Shut up you fucking Ni-

by Riley_The_Wolf_YT June 20, 2020

cod fillet

A used maxi-pad.

It's going to be hot outside, so you ladies should probably bring some extra cod fillets to swap out during the day.

by ppr pusher October 28, 2010

cod squeaker

The kid that stole his mom's credit card to buy the game. He starts playing the game having a 0.50 kd and plays the game everyday he gets home. He goes into the gamechat and mature gamers tell him his mother is a whore and is threaten to kys. He loves to brag when he gets a 20 kills after 600 games and usually gets wrecked by every other kid in his school. He also listens to x when he breaks up with his girlfriend who looks like a horse with acne. He also argues in school why ps4 is the best console in the world and record himself telling youtubers to kill themselves then their subs send death threats to him but he doesn't care and when he tries to apologise he makes his voice deep.

I found the biggest cod squeaker i know goes to my school and found out he dated an ugly girl for 5 mins and then listening to x songs and Juice world songs.

by The ThIcCeSt NaGgEr December 13, 2018