internet offriender

Someone who sends and accepts friend requests on social networking sites, such as Facebook or Myspace, to and from people they have not met and do not actually know in person. Repeat offrienders, who have no problem flirting with the dangers of the World Wide Web, may further act upon these actions by meeting with said "friend" in person.

Girl: Who's that girl who's all over your wall lately?
Guy: Her? That's Sally.
Girl: Where did you guys meet?
Guy: Uh...we haven't.
Girl: What? You are such an internet offriender!

by 42nehcv January 18, 2010

No offense

The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.

Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =)

Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)

by Wavell September 29, 2008

the offender

A custom burger at Wendy's, that contains:
a hamburger patty,
a chicken breast,
bacon,
cheese

and then go nuts.
The ultimate vegan offender!

'Yo dude, let's go to Wendy's, I'm craving the Offender.'

by matt77 May 23, 2007

Strike Offensive

4 Piece Trendless Thrash Metal band from Reading, UK formed on the rum fueled evening of the 25th of April 2008. Playing the purest, most balls out 80's inspired thrash metal without the taint of modern day 'fashion' metal, e.g. Emo, Screamo etc.

Fans of Strike Offensive call themselves Strike Offenders

The offensive starts here...

www.strikeoffensive.com

Dude, did you see Strike Offensive thrash the fuck out last night?

Yeah man, they were fucking awesome!!

by Strike Offensive July 10, 2011

Little Debbie's Repeat Offender

A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.

Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.

by kunsky August 21, 2014

non-offensive swears

What people too religious to swear say.

He insulted her with non-offenisve swears.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."

by Katie October 6, 2003

Offroading

Placing your head between someone's ass cheeks and then shaking it vigorously back and forth and making a motorboat sound. (Similar to motorboating, but to someone's ass instead of their tits)

Damn, look at the ass on that girl! I'd love to throw on my super swampers and go OFFROADING!

by Danimalicous August 23, 2011