owl teeth

Slow, misguided, gullible.

You are as sharp as owl teeth!

by The Owl Dentist November 01, 2017

Owl disease

It makes you gay

Dixies got owl disease

by Bobojizz September 11, 2018

Working owl

When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"

She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"

by Drewaki939393 December 20, 2020

social owl

A social owl is a person who is dead during the day, but at night they go out for almost any occasion.

A: hey wanna gab some lunch?
Social owl: nah I dont feel like it
A: wanna go driking after my dogs bithday dinner?
Social owl: YES

by Vutuyashii December 03, 2019

peace owl

A person who breaks up fights between crack addicts

Thanks to that peace owl no one was arrested

by Big dog 56543 July 06, 2017

owl game

courtship and flirtation skill that is superior even to A game. Owls sing songs, brings food and presents, and do dances when they're trying to impress the lady owls.

He was cute, but we aren't going out a second time because he didn't bring his owl game.

Damn, honey so fly I KNOW I need to bring my owl game.

by endearitating May 08, 2010

Greasy Owl

the act of making your husband grease up his pet owl before you force it into his anus to assert your dominance in the bedroom

Last night Cyla gave me a greasy owl... it hurt but it was worth it

by PoggingtonBear June 08, 2022