oatmeal life

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 30, 2005

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oatie

Used to describe an organism mainly for fun and as a joke

Oatie didn't eat his pasta today

by Oatieisbae September 28, 2015

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Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.

Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.

What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!

All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.

by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

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oatley

Small suburb in Sydneys south. Home to hustlers, ballers and playas. Upper class area far superior to neighbouring suburbs Penshurst and Mortdale.

Man ima hit Oatley up right now and see whats crackin, ya heard.

Damn man you cold! You're must have been born in, or live in, Oatley. Whats up.

by OG Eastside Oatley Whats up November 7, 2004

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oaty biscuit

An Oaty Biscuit, is the act of wearing a condom during sexy time with your partner and crumbling a biscuit over the condom. You then proceed to go down on said partner and make "Sweet Love" or "Fucking" in your preferred position.

Did you hear about David Rich giving Alexus Flip an oaty biscuit last Thursday!?

by Cerveza April 17, 2014

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