nuclear reactor

A person who responds or behaves in the most aggressive possible way in response to something.

I said something controversial on social media and was berated for hours by nuclear reactors

by Misheard Metal June 20, 2016

nuclear cock slap

To hit someone so hard in the face with your dick it blows everything up in a two mile radius

She wanted rough sex so I did the nuclear cock slap

by One_of_none69 December 5, 2016

Nuclear Revenge

When your so angry at someone that you probably end up killing them.

Joe:*takes sandwich*
Bob: Did you just F***ing take my sandwich!?
Joe: Yes?
*Bob performs Nuclear Revenge on Joe*

by Z3r008 September 7, 2019

Nuclear Bomb

A Bomb that can make a really big explosion that can kill a lot of people horribly. It's a bomb that should have never been invented and now should be banned. The punishment would be for a person to go to jail for life.

"he he he let's send a nuclear bomb to someone"

(5 minutes later)

"oh no they sent one back! we're all gonna die!"

by koolyman April 16, 2006

Nuclear Trumpicane

A nuclear shitstorm that is caused by Donald Trump, because he's a fuck-up, and he will probably bring about the end of American civilization as we know it.

Average Joe: I think I'll vote for Trump, since Hillary is pretty shit.

Other Average Joe: Dude, don't do it. If he gets elected, that shit will cause a 'Nuclear Trumpicane'.

by Stubbs Cat Mayor June 19, 2016

Nuclear Explosion Orange

This is what happened to me. I bleached my hair, dyed it red, washed it, watched it turn pink, dyed it red again a few months later, washed my hair, watched it go Nuclear Explosion Orange.

Justin looks like he stuck his head in a nuclear reactor to get that Nuclear Explosion Orange hair!

by Tonbogiri September 16, 2006

Nuclear Waffles

Usually means someone who can't get it up, therefore the girl he was planning on screwing walks out. then he gets bugged at work, because the bitch told everyone. That qualifies all his friends as "Nuclear Waffles".

That chick went all Nuclear Waffles me...that bitch!

by purplecheeseballs November 7, 2010