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nobodycares

nobodycares cares is a noun. Generally given as a response to a dumb, stupid, irrelevant question.
Responder usually means well but the questioner usually is known to get on people’s nerves.
Person 1: Manchester is blue you know
Person 2: nobodycares
by nobodycares May 5, 2020
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Nobody Knows You

by Tony B. November 4, 2003
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Noted

A term commonly used as a quick reply to an email acknowledging receipt of information in order to make the sender go away. It sarcastically shows that you care about what is being told to you when you really don’t care at all

It can also be used in daily email conversations to convey no emotion and no interest in what is being told to you in order to cut off the person sending you the email.
Mr. Manager Email: "Group, please review the contents of my email regarding your break times and arrival"

Group: Lets reply “noted” to the email … Now; who wants to go downstairs for breakfast while Mr. Manager sits in his office down the hall?
by Ms. Zib March 2, 2010
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noobed

Similar to owned or pwned. extremely embarrassed; either by oneself, by another individual, or having brought such extreme embarrassment to another individual, that the event deserves such a special proclamation that no other word will quite suffice in the situation. Often results in uncontrollable outbursts of emotion, panic attack, or even instant death.
"You've been noobed", "That complex analysis exam noobed my ass", "I lost my house, my girlfriend, my job, and all my friends, all in the same day. I got noobed, no doubt about it."
by RedScourge December 16, 2004
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nobelisk

penis resembling a stone obelisk, ie wider at the base than at the tip
"you know that guy starkey? well i dont fancy him anymore..i was told he has a nobelisk"
by Dominy May 28, 2006
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nobody steps on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 8, 2008
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Mister Nobody

Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.
"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."
by TUDE September 9, 2008
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