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Excuse

An excuse is just some persons reason for something and another person not agreeing with it (person not agreeing is the person calling things an excuse)
*over text*
Grandma: “Where are you?”

You: “School why?”

Grandma: “You did not go to school they called me. You missed three classes at school and you owe paper work and forms for me to sign that you have not handed in. Are you dropping out of school????”

You: “I was late that was why, it happened in Warwick multiple times. I have the paper work but you kinda haven't been home every single day I get home from school”

You (cont): “And no I'm not dropping out”

You (again): “Now I gotta go, I have global right now. I need to makeup work”

You attends class///

Grandma: “They will not keep you in school if you continue not to go. You can always put the paper work in my mailbox for me to sign. No excuses for this You, you need to attend classes in order to graduate and move on with your life. Think about it

You: “I have been attending. It would be nice for me to have it quickly signed and I can take it where I’m staying so I can hand it in immediately, and it’s not excuses. It’s just me giving reasons that you don’t agree with or like”
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Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses
Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍
by CanOfToast July 7, 2022
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Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
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Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.
Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?
by keykodyssey December 6, 2017
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Excuse

Something made up to disguise the fact Mike Vrabel is a horrible coach.
Mike Vrabel has an excuse because half the team was hurt, and I really don’t know how to coach.
by Allen C B January 11, 2023
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EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK

me when i see otherwise innocent words become sexual
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO MADE BUNNY RABIT A SEXUAL TERM
by direct crit October 20, 2023
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