nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair

Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

nigels mums empathy

My son nigel is mentally disabled, but I still love him. I wish I never met his ugly father at the club

nigels mums empathy cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Nigel Farage ass

A horrific site that has been revealed in the reality show ' I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.'

Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.

by Masterg1 November 24, 2023

Nigel

A word you use when you see a black man, but are in his earshot and don't want the shank.

Oi, there's a Nigel over there.

by Jiggera June 3, 2018

lying nigel

Nickname for reform party leader Nigel Farage

Look it’s lying nigel again thinking he’s going to win an election

by Hellminion September 20, 2025

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

Pulled a Nigel

So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.

So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.

We were all surprised when Dave Pulled a Nigel and stamp up the bathroom before leaving

by StgTax May 27, 2024