When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.
Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.
by Logan R white January 10, 2011

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around
by Olivier.C November 8, 2016

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.
Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
by RubberPanda January 1, 2019

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

Sober New Year's was created by POP Buchanan the founder of Sober is Dope. It was created as a book to bring focus to how to use New Year's Resolutions to Stay Clean and Sober.
by Sober POP October 30, 2024
