Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula
Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!
*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!
*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018
Ramsey, Nj is quite an interesting town... This is the town where kids act much older than they are and all hang out “in town” on weekends and after school. Most of the boys (especially 8th grade) all drool over any girl that has an ass or tits. lots of the kids have great personality’s but u have to get to know them first or they’re just gonna be salty bitches. the kids spend lots of time at places like “cars” “anthony franco’s” “walgreens” and the ramsey high school field. At the field most girls who guys think are “thicc” get asked to “hu” as they call it. When you go to town your always going to see some pedophiles, girls making cringy “TikToks” and boys vaping. Most of the kids are in 7th, 8th or high school. Most of the kids that hang out in town are usually from ramsey but kids from other nearby towns such as Upper Saddle River, Saddle River, Allendale, and Oakland also hang out with their Ramsey friends. Cops will sometimes show up but parents usually have no idea what’s going on. in early May all the kids go to the nearby private schools carnival and usually are all high there and the girls dress like thots and hu with any both that’s down. This is quite an interesting town that everyone should see...
person one: hey wanna go to town (ramsey new jersey) with me today?
person two: ye sure be there in 15
person two: ye sure be there in 15
by 02496 April 22, 2019
A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.
See Also
Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers
See Also
Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers
Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!
by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 20, 2020
A place where the rich boys and flat semi thic girls spend there time in town outside of Walgreens and a Facebook account called Ramsey moms post about them. They use the “vape” and ride around town on there their bikes. At night they hangout at the high school and hook up. The boys are usually all hot and the girls are try hard to be thic and all are flat like paper.
by Phil from Walgreens November 9, 2018
also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here
“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”
“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”
“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”
by dumb bitch energy June 1, 2020
The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.
by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019