netering

Loitering on the net. Wasting time on the web.

Netering is causing huge losses to companies, and monitoring tools can be an effective measure to stop that menace.

by Lakhesh Khullar June 9, 2007

Nasterity

The amount of nasty something contains.

I don't go on Omegel. I try to avoid the Nasterity level as much as possible.
I was in THAT part of youtube. Man the Nasterity was over 9000.

by ZebraBoxDinosaur September 13, 2012

Neuter Ride

The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"

Hey Kai, Neuter Ride?

by Alucard54s August 6, 2014

nettertubes

What the Internet is made of.

You're clogging your nettertubes with torrenting massive amounts of pr0n, and THAT'S why your Netflix resolution looks like a Nintendo 64 for fuck sake.

by Klendathu_Jones July 19, 2016

nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

by ManMan36 July 4, 2016

Newtered

The act of Newt Gingrich getting involved with a political campaign, thereby destroying said campaign's chance of winning the election.

The Trump campaign was so far ahead in the poles until they selected Gingrich as a running mate and he Newtered their chances of winning.

by Rogue Wave June 16, 2016

nestedathylapocathilinopasteledfiguratefragilisticpacened've's

an unnecessarily long word that is hard to correctly pronouce

that was quite a nestedathylapocathilinopasteledfiguratefragilisticpacened've's

by dabbage cabbage May 10, 2017