Mom-ness

The amazing quality in all moms that lets them do every thing at once.

My mom used her inner "mom-ness" to make dinner when we had nothing in the fridge.

by Kid president fan October 2, 2020

Ness

ness is the first side of the ship name nesquickins aka the most endgame ship ever 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Person 1: Ness is such a cool name
Person 2: It sounds better with quickins

Person 1: omg nessquickins endgame

by As I should😳🤚 November 18, 2020

Nessly ness

Nesle and ness short for vanessa

Hey nessly ness how are you

by Cracksmkrsbbystter May 10, 2023

bru ness

used for a sad way of saying bru but dragging it as a exaggerating form of bru

bru ness why cant you get me a sandwich ??

by kblaze07 December 13, 2024

Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger

Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022

fan-ness

when you’re that dedicated to someone or something, a word used in argumental terms.

‘it doesn’t matter how many followers i’ve got, it’s about the fan-ness towards them!’

by teamrobertson26 on ig ;) October 13, 2018

Hyper-fan-ness

When a person obsesses about one celebrity per week so much so that he/she believes that he or she is actually similar to that celebrity

For example: Watching interviews and concerts from past-century/decade of Illayaraja non-stop for hours leading to singing and behaving like him, i.e., hyper-fan-ness.

by A-SGG January 8, 2012