by Tupapinel July 1, 2021

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.
(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.
See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.
See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.
by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."
by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019

by Gorman 1st floor May 17, 2008

A sexual act that involves ordering cinnastix from Dominos® and ejaculating in the icing cup before serving it to your friends, unbeknownst to them.
by Chris'tyl meth March 10, 2018

by ali djama February 21, 2017
