A pretty good band that tries to hide the fact that they're from Naperville, even though all Napervillians know it. (Don’t worry I deny it too, Naperville?? NO! I'm from Lisle!!) First hit was "dumb pop song" it was picked up by Q101
by Mary Margaret June 23, 2005
man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.
woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week
woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week
by magister artium July 16, 2008
by Rock April 25, 2005
"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.
"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"
by dahrk May 21, 2008
Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.
Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.
by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011
post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut confusion :
by deeznutsmeister January 03, 2022
I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.
by MarianneM September 05, 2016