Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.
Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.
by Friccler June 08, 2018
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Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.
Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"
by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010
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speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.
Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.
by KelEDee November 18, 2008
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Speed of science

To move, physically or metaphorically, at a pace that is unhindered by regulations, ethical considerations, safety considerations, and basic humanity.
"Hey guys, did anyone check that this stuff didn't make people's hearts explode? " No, we were moving at the speed of science. It's all good".
by The Wake Up October 13, 2022
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alpha speed

A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.
My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.
by Jayne Nicole Knox October 03, 2013
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speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped
wow daniel james is such a speed merchant
by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020
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Sam Speed

womaniser but also likes men
Oh my GOSH
“what??”
“it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men
by crazygamer3 March 26, 2022
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