it gets up my ass 

When something annoys you

When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass

it gets up my ass by Avaandlaoise.45 July 11, 2019

blood on my ass cheeks 

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.

Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

blood on my ass cheeks by Prince Achmed December 4, 2020

NIGGAS IN MY ASS 

BIG BLACK NIGGAS IN MY ASS

Person 1:Do you want to go get some chicken?
Person 2:Nope, there's NIGGAS IN MY ASS.

NIGGAS IN MY ASS by 9/11survivor December 8, 2022

Bitch my ass 

When a person with a greaseball, bowl lookin haircut who gets peanut butter licked off his balls gets beat up by a sixie and then thinks he can call him his bitch

Nick: Hold my pocket bitch!
Tim: Bitch my ass, fack you!

Bitch my ass by 3rdlinegrind January 20, 2017

PONIES MY ASS 

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies

Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PONIES MY ASS by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020

You just scorched my ass 

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.

Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""

You just scorched my ass by Christian Guy January 21, 2008

Dig up my ass

An expression used in place of screw off,.

By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"

Dig up my ass by KKZKKSKSKKSKSKSKK December 29, 2016