weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.

When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.

by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007

dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph

Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.

by Mark VZ April 23, 2006

mustache deep

Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

by lowboy219 June 19, 2014

Christmas Mustache

The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).

"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."

by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013

mustache stain

This is a result of receiving head from a person with a thick mustache causing a brutal rug burn on the na na/vagina

This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.

by Mustache Stain October 12, 2015

Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.

Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.

by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018

Silk Mustache

When you blast a girl's face and leave a fat streak of jizz over her top lip.

ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.

by SnappinDicks October 8, 2021