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weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.
by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007
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dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.
by Mark VZ April 23, 2006
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Pussy mustache

When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.
Your pussy mustache is tickling my sideburns, and I love it.
by Whiskey151 August 1, 2018
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Mexican Mustache

Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.
He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.
by JJGotti December 10, 2022
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Silk Mustache

When you blast a girl's face and leave a fat streak of jizz over her top lip.
ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.
by SnappinDicks October 8, 2021
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Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
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Christmas Mustache

The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013
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