Muggle Mushrooms

Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.

Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!

by nygeek September 22, 2015

Mushroom Salesman

A fine gentleman who sells mushrooms. Generally involved in zinging others.

Well played Mushroom Salesman.

by Zapot April 4, 2010

towel mushroom

a mushroom on a towel; most likely caused by excessive masturbating and ejaculating on the towel.

Son, why is there a towel mushroom on my towel?

by skullwise April 19, 2022

Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.

Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.

by Zero-K April 28, 2006

Mushroom Mode

Being kept in the dark and fed shit

This project is going to shit, I'm now in Mushroom Mode !

by ZaphodJones March 26, 2011

mushroom funk

Male ejaculate. Due to the strong resemblance between the penis and a mushroom and because some people believe male ejaculate smells like mushrooms.

"Wow! She really digs the mushroom funk!"

"After she went down on me she had some mushroom funk in her hair."

by dedwitey December 11, 2007

Mushroomed up

To get all high and mighty on mushrooms. This is a state of being evinced by happiness, hallucinations, mightyness, and the epitome of awesome. This isn't a state to be undervalued. Envy those mushroomed up.

Dude: I'm going to get all mushroomed up and find god.
Other dude: That, good sir, is an aspiration of manly proportion.
Dude: That's the only way I do.

by Mac the other February 28, 2011