beast museum

A multitude of ugly or unpleasant women congregating in a specific area as if on display in a museum.

Kyle: "Dude, all the chicks in here are disgusting."
Rob: "Man, I know, this is a total beast museum."
Kyle: "Word."

by RowingRob21 August 14, 2006

Muser

Someone how makes lip syncing videos on music.ly

I am a muser and a YouTuber

by Honeybea June 17, 2016

Muser

Muser : Someone who does Tik Toks (Musicallys) or somebody who uses Tik Tok (Musical.ly)

All my musers unite!

Idk XD

by idk_definitions November 29, 2018

Muserism

(noun)
1. Any made up phrase that makes zero sense.
2. An improved sentence to make as a joke, and possibly make yourself look stupid on purpose.

Muserism in a sentence:
Wow, that muserism you said is so random.

Examples of Muserisms:
Elephants invented walking while juggling a pile of bricks.

The only way to get a splinter out of an elbow is to rub a gallon of peanut butter on it then slap it with a rotting fish.

by ThatOneZach February 3, 2012

museum boobs

when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them

How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.

by thecoopermanning December 6, 2017

Mused

Mused is the savage one around, he always look good but he doesn’t not care about the look he is just savage.

He did you see mused,
Yes but I can’t talk to em he is very savage lol that’s cringe

by Mused E. June 6, 2018

Musen

A musen is when the writer casually forgets how to spell, and the artist-turned-proofreeder fails miserably at his job.

"I've come to reclaim the emporer's pendant!"
"You can't have it."
"I'll have it off your corpse!"
"No. Listen, it's not here."
"Where have you hidden it?"
"In a MUSEN where it belongs."
-Gnomes Journal by Ogmacomic on Webtoons (pre-edit)

by Made-Of-Magic April 29, 2020