Mert

When someone called Matt is being a dickhead

Shut up Mert

by Whippy June 5, 2018

Mert

English Farmers way of saying Mate - Only really said to someone you really know or like

"Alright Mert, How you been?" "What's the crack then Mert?" "What time we hittin' this YFC Doo then Mert?"

by cfyt June 7, 2019

Mertins

One major Dumbfuck!

Look at the mertins hit his head on a steel beam. What-A-Mertins

by HUL-Z November 24, 2003

mertna

a roblox version off Gandalf

Mertna said "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by LOLIGOTALIFEXD April 11, 2018

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

Elliott Murtaugh

1. He is NOT in a punk band.

2. He has nice teeth.

3. Has a crush on Sarah Baker.

4. He's a "Nicey-Nice."

5. Knows "the move."

6. He's in Symphony (the school orchestra, in case you didn't know)

7.Sarah Baker stole make-up for him

8. Can Knee-board with Calvin.

9. An honor student.

10. Has like 7 siblings.

Bobby: I'm going out with your daughter tonight.

Mr.Arterbery: Do you play any instruments?

Bobby: Yea, drumsss

Mr.Arterbery: Oh. So you're in of of those punk bands?

Bobby: No(laughs). Symphony, you know school orchestra?

Mr.Arterbery: All those drums must get you behind in school

Bobby: Oh well, you know Im an honor student...

What an Elliott Murtaugh.

by none yo business October 18, 2008

El Paso de la muerte

When you are jacking off in the shower while standing on a soap and hanging onto the curtain masturbating and you jump to switch legs if you make it you live if you don’t know what it’s called El Paso de la muerte ☠️

I fell doing El Paso de la muerte in the shower

by Elmerk January 8, 2022