MattySlays

some hoe that says I'll be back later and joins another vc

wow she left she is such a mattyslays

by HoldMyHoops69 August 1, 2017

mottianna

Mottianna is the best friend you could have.She will always gave your back no matter what.She is the realest friend you could have

Hey Mottianna you are the best friend I could ever had

by Good people December 23, 2017

Mott's Applesauce

Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.

Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"

by pizzahut_somalia February 7, 2018

motta tons

a new way to measure fat people. if they exceed the age expectations then 50 kg makes 7 mt. Make them feel like dickheads. Haha lol motta tons will soon be the new way to measure weights for everbody. you cant measure a skinny person in this unit of measure.

Dave weighs 7 motta tons

by aminahbibi925 March 31, 2019

Matty Croc

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola

Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?

by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021

moty

acronym for man of the year; the best asian on twitter

damn, you like the next moty for real

by motys May 2, 2021

Mattydfan

An idiot that causes wrecks on the am24 league, also a biased official, he always changes his name after fights so he wouldnt get caught, his current username on discord is “diecast addict, he once got mad over NR2003, also wished cancer on am24

I am an idiot, also known as a mattydfan

by Birdboitheman July 6, 2021