moobs

Moobs are man boobs, but these are no ordinary man boobs. NO, these are the BIGGEST most unnecessarily large man boobs. It is too the point where a bra is necessary. They are unhealthy and should be seen by a medical professional immediately. This word can be used to offend any male wit tits.

Hay Johnny look at Tim's fuckin moobs. Hot damn he needs those checked out.

by MemeMaster64 February 2, 2019

MOOBS

PRONOUNCED - MOO B SUH
Classified as Man-Boobs. Where a man has excess skin or extra large titties that move or "bounce" when one walks. Only man can have this syndrome but ladies can have mozzie tits instead.

"Wowwee, that Musical.ly star's titties are sagging a lot today."
"Oh.. haven't you seen.. he came out as having moobs the other month"
"OMG JESSICA YOU'RE RIGHT!"

by AMY (SULTANA) BRAN March 10, 2019

de-moobing

The process of taking exercise in an attempt to reduce the amount of fat on a man's chest. Burning off calories and strength training to reduce visible man boobs, or moobs.

"What are you up to tomorrow night?"
"Just de-moobing down the gym"

"Did a military fitness session. Great for de-moobing"

by Jeremy The Superb May 10, 2009

IPA Moobs

Man boobs created as a result of imbibing many IPAs.

Cool Guy 1: "Eric's moobs are really coming along. He appears to be almost a C cup now."

Cool Guy 2:"His secret is imbibing IPAs. Did you know the hops in IPAs have lots of phytoestrogen? Eric really has great IPA Moobs."

by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019

MooButt

Having a fart come out of your ass that sounds exactly or similar to a Cow's Moo.

"DAMN, my butt just mooed....I have MOOBUTT!"

by Anal-Fissure July 18, 2009

Moobins

a large cat that is fat and eats big macs.

moobins: maaaw

EErnie No! moobins you can have no more burger king, bitch.

by Ernie and bert bitch October 30, 2009

Moobles

also known as “Meester” Moobles, a Moobles is a person who is often freakishly tall, dark curly hair, and plays the bass guitar inexplicably well. A Moobles is a fan of Heavy Metal, but would choose classical music any day. Moobleses are known to become heavily addicted to online games. Moobleses are indiginous to highschools in Maine, though can also be found on any roadway labeled "Lupine Drive".

look at that tall dude with the bass. he's gotta be a moobles.

by Cullan W. November 7, 2008