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monthly jellyfish sneezes

When a girl is on her period and she sneezes and it feels like a jellyfish came out her vagina
"I have a serious case of the Monthly Jellyfish Sneezes..."
by I name things. May 2, 2016
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one month stand

when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.
"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."
by plaoto July 13, 2009
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Perfect Month

A month whose 1st date comes on Monday and all the Sundays in that particular month follows the date pattern of 7 14 21 28 is known as Perfect Month. The name Perfect comes from the fact that it follows table of 7 which is the number of days in a week. Also, monday is considered as the first day of the week, hence coming of monday on the 1st date of a month is considered as Perfect Month.
Sam: This month is pretty busy, the work load is so damn heavy. I can't wait for weekends.
John: Sam "When sundays are coming this month".
Sam: Its a Perfect Month.
John: Man, weekend will be coming so damn late.
by Reet Awwsum June 10, 2013
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pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.
A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.
by GTrain88 April 24, 2015
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Pride Month

A celebration that happens in June. It celebrates all gays around the world. Like for example: Non binaries, Trans, Pansexuals, Lesbians, Bisexuals, Gays, and etc.
Person 1: YOOO IT'S PRIDE MONTH!!
Person 2: wanna make out in the bathroom to celebrate?

Person 1: sure homie
by Slimedoods June 21, 2021
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Apocalypse of the month

Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.

The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.
Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.

The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.
by 11redred11 November 12, 2010
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Monther

A good looking smooth talker who is a very passionate individual. Although a Monther is the type to always be caught up in work, he makes time for friends and the ladies. He is a heart breaker but takes care of the one he loves.
I need a Monther in my life.
by rOsieO February 25, 2013
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