That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..
Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019
Get the Nesquik Mondaysmug. When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.
Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
by R.Patel October 5, 2012
Get the Savage Mondaymug. 1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.
by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019
Get the 1pm on a Mondaymug. As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021
Get the Loose Mondaymug. Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.
For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019
Get the Soft Mondaymug. The day after the Superbowl where one experiences an enhanced version of the case of the Mondays and is hung over, tired, and depressed because all of the major American holidays (Christmas, New Years Eve, and the Superbowl) are over.
"So, what was your favorite commercial from last night?"
"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."
"Why the long face?"
"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."
"Why the long face?"
"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
by Trojan2980 January 14, 2010
Get the Superdull Mondaymug. Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
by pervert king April 20, 2015
Get the Monday Zombiemug.