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Mississippi Flashlight

Before a guy gives someone a cum facial, he tells the other party to close their eyes and says "OPEN" when he is about to ejaculate. Therefore, when the person opens their eyes, they get a big flash of semen.
Robbie: Cole, I so gave this girl a Mississippi Flashlight last night. She was like a deer in headlights when i told her to open her eyes.
Cole: She didn't see it cumming?
by yehohash February 18, 2010
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Mississippi Hotpocket

When a man is fucking a woman, he shits on her pussy and then proceeds to eat her out.
I was banging a chick last night and I tried a Mississippi Hotpocket. Couldn't get the taste out for days.
by aing October 16, 2006
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Mississippi Moonshine

A mixture of a woman's cum and period blood during that special time of the month. Happens while giving an oral lick. Very famous among the folks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, particularly Mississippi
When Byron performed a labia-lick on Blanche, she cummed and squirted a hot mess of Mississippi Moonshine in his mouth.
by watermelawn March 7, 2017
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Mississippi Haymaker

The art in which a man ejaculates in one hand and throws the said ejaculate across the room with the intentions of entering and impregnating a loose vagina.

I.E. Hot dog, down a hallway.
It’s been so tough to get my wife pregnant, I had to throw a Mississippi Haymaker from across the room to see if it would stick…..
by Kweezysrooftop May 23, 2017
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Mississippi Gumboot

When an amputee uses their stump to perform anal on a sex partner
"How was the sex with her?"
'Man, she was a freak in the sack, she gave me a Mississippi Gumboot'
by WrongStar April 1, 2022
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Mississippi seconds

Billy Bob got Mississippi seconds with his sister after his dad had a go.
by KobishSmith August 22, 2014
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