minnesota bagel

When a lonley man from minnesota puts a

bagel on his dick and rotates it in his spare time

I have nothing to do tinight so i might as well do a minnesota bagel

by michlovin July 21, 2015

The Minnesota Snowflake

When the man cums on the girls and draws the cum into a shape of a snowflake on her face

Hey i had a date with your mom last night
What did you do?
I gave her The Minnesota Snowflake

by Predo12 May 17, 2016

Minnesota Twins

were the Washington Senators until 1960; 3 time World Series Champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years

The Twins play in a crappy divsion, so they made the playoffs.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Minnesota Clay

where you finger a butt hole and then lick it

Hey Pat have you got the minnesota clay lately?

by Derek Moren May 30, 2006

Minnesota Pickle

Please deficate, then freeze the feces for at least 24 hours and when you're feelin' horny and you're all alone, use the frozen feces as a dildo. The temperature of it adds extra sensation. :

"Hey, Kimm, what'd you do last night?"

"Well, I was feelin pretty frisky, so I used my Minnesota Pickle!"

"Awesome!!"

by Rebecca F November 28, 2007

minnesota twins

the worst baseball team to have ever existed.

GOD DAMN the minnesota twins suck so much ass

by shadows99 August 14, 2009

Minnesota Wild

A professional hockey team that set an all-time sports record by scoring one pathetic goal in an entire best of seven series.

Because of the team's Minnesota Wild-like play, they got shutout for third straight time.

by Alex March 4, 2004