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Milwaukee Trench Coat

The act of walking into an orgy, naked, with a trench coat, and upon revealing a less than average sized penis, you become the pegged.

Also known as the Ed Francis Special.
I wanted to experience an orgy but became the victim of a pegging. I should Have known I’d be the Milwaukee Trench Coat because my one inch pecker didn’t excite any women.
by Rawdogtdog February 24, 2026
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Milwaukee Milkshake

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.
"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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Milwaukee Blizzard

The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
by rv.recreational April 10, 2025
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Milwaukee Kiss

When you and another male link together buttholes so that they are "kissing" and then proceed to fart into eachother's anus, for extreme pleasure.
Tony: "Hey George, that Milwaukee Kiss was fantastic last night."
by thunkthetransfem May 8, 2025
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Milwaukee Gas Chamber

When someone plants their ass on your face and doesn’t get up — you’re trapped underneath, sucking in every fart, it’s your only oxygen supply. No mercy, no escape. You either breathe their gas or black out.
Bro said he wanted to try breath play — now he’s in the Milwaukee Gas Chamber begging for one clean inhale
by Lolzxct July 2, 2025
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Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.
“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”
by Barber Frank July 5, 2025
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Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
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