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Megalan

An African ritual involving a large incestuous orgy. Practice of this ritual is prevalent in the country of Gabon.
Robert: Giovanni are you prepared for the megalan tonight?

Giovanni: Yes papa I am already hard with anticipation.

Robert: Don't forget your warpaint. You wouldn't want to be forced to purely receive again.
by Giovanni Palmeri December 11, 2007
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lonely woman meal

a pre-packaged, low-calorie meal, usually frozen (e.g., Lean Cuisine), consumed when alone by overweight single women and gay men who are dateless and desperate.
Friday night was date night for the girls, except Shirley. She went home, took off her Spanx and had a lonely woman meal.

Jim felt too fat to go out last night. He went home, put on the Bravo network, poured himself a vodka & Vanilla Diet Coke and had a lonely woman meal.
by queefahontas November 25, 2010
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Nigger Meal

Any meal that you acquire for free whether it being stolen or given.
Devin: Hey Shaun, buy me a funnel cake!

Shaun: Dammit Devin I'm tired of you always wanting a nigger meal. Why don't you get a job?
by Eduardo Jesus Julio III February 2, 2009
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meal of the beast

The phrase 'meal of the beast' can be used to describe any meal (usually fast food) that comes to a total of $6.66. The meal described with the phrase can vary from place to place.
The Ultimate Meal of the Beast:
Carl's JR. Double Bacon Western Cheeseburger (medium). This meal always comes to a total of $6.66 and is arguably the most satisfying and delicious fast food meal ever devised by mankind.
by Skeeter McDougal October 2, 2005
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Mealtdown

A combination of meal and meltdown, a mealtdown is when a meal goes horribly wrong.
"First I drank out of her glass, then I spilled my drink, and then knocked the toast off the table when I stood up to help...It was a total mealtdown."
by James DeSimas September 20, 2008
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Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.
Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.
by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015
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Medal Of Honor

America's highest decoration for valor in combat, awarded by the President. Less than 150 Medal Of Honor recipients are alive today.
Roger Donlon was the first guy to recieve the Medal Of Honor in Vietnam.
by Jim February 27, 2004
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