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metallicer

(prounounced metalliker). A young kid, usually in middle or highschool who thinks metallica is the greatest/only band ever. they are usually fat, with ear-length blonde hair, and often seen wearing a death magnetic shirt. they have a shitty taste in metal, and music in general. to a metallicer saint anger is a good album, thus showing how terrible their music taste is.
i went to see metallica last month and thought it might be at least kinda cool, but the whole time i was surrounded by metallicers.
by captaindamnit May 23, 2010
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Metalligasm

When a super fangirl has an orgasm while listening to Metallica or while at a Metallica concert
*Enter Sandman intro*
Girl:AHHGKGfTIkGFDtJb
Guy: I’ve never seen anyone bust over Enter Sandman. That’s like a Metalligasm
by Dandongding May 6, 2018
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Metalli

Metalli is a cute anime-like vtuber (Virtual YouTuber) who is to DIE for!! (not literally) she makes everyone fall in awe from her cute voice.
Wanna go watch Metalli’s stream tonight?”
by thesimpincel December 27, 2020
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metallifag

Person/People who think metallica is the greatest band in the world/existence. Known to blare that shitty ass group of cocksucker's music as loud as possible, usually within the vicinity of people who either hate, despise, or fucking want to shit down the neck of metallica (Especially at the notion that lars ulrich is the greatest drummer that ever lived) they often wear faded jeans, have really long fluffy hair that was only cool in the fucking 80's (for whatever reason) and a general misunderstanding of females.
"Dude man, Lars Ulrich is the greatest drummer ever, i mean he invented double bass!"

"uh actually ringo starr was the first to use double bass, dumb ass."

'Every song of theirs sounds the exact same."

'Oh yes, and you should cut your hair too, just like they did when they sold out"

*music blaring through shitty speakers, makes you want to punch babies* "fucking metallifags"
by Donix February 21, 2011
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metallic titties

nipples, when painted silver with a silver permanant marker
1:lets get some metallic tites for the swim meet guys!
2: METALLIC TITES!!!!!!!!!
1:i dont want to work i jsut wana bang on boobies
2:you horny fuck! drrr zibbi-zibbah
by cockblock July 24, 2004
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metalica

enter sandman, no leaf clover, master of pupets
by fan December 10, 2003
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metallicaeg

Douchebag; turdwanker; buffoon
"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg
by Geoff March 28, 2005
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