Mervin

A front wedgie, especially in the how you say.... Pussy.

Helen's thong style panties were so small it was forcing her to pull out Mervins all day, her poor cat must have been quite annoyed and/or chaffed.

by We are Siamese if you please September 2, 2013

Merkin breath

One who's breath smells of a merkin due to excessive cock sucking.

Have you had Dick in your mouth again Derek? You have Fucking merkin breath

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

Mergin

(n.) A imaginary Pokemon, also known as the NekoKittyDesuChan. Regularly feasts on the people of 'Wapanese' and 'Otaku' cultures. Still un-'captured'. Will immediatly kill anyone who smells of Yaoi.

"Wow, that's one cracked out Mergin."

by Miyukisetsu October 18, 2007

Meowing Bird

A poseur, but a poseur who somehow manages to be incredibly insert positive adjective here while being such.

Man, he thinks he's ghetto, he's such a meowing bird.

by Greg-Marie April 25, 2006

Merping

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death

Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping

by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018

merkinyou27

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by MerkinYou27 October 1, 2018

Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters.

Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur Pendragon, Prince of Camelot, to do whatever the hell he wants.

by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022