merked

to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.

He got merked for tellin' the wrong cat to kick rocks.

by J. Kevin June 29, 2006

Alvaro & Meredith

Alvaro and Meredith are two people that rock a hella lot.

Man those kids are way cool. They're so Alvaro and Meredith.

by Alvaro & Meredith September 4, 2004

Meredith Vieira

The current host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
(the show has gone downhill since the money case has gone and she just gives a check. THEY NEED THE MONEY WHEN THEY SPEND IT.)

Meredith Vieira is the new host of Who Wants to be a Millionare.

by Sean Ryan April 10, 2006

messedupedness

censored version of fuckedupedness

the way she rejected him was messedupedness

by LucyLulu December 24, 2007

meredoc

Nickname for Meredith. She is absolutely amazing and extremely sexy. She is he's become hesitant when getting to know new people, because of past experiences. She gave her love but was left alone. Now she has a hard time trusting people with her love, so don't be offended if she doesn't appear interested. She is so sweet and will treat anyone so nicely. She loves to be touched and loves to be cuddled. Her most valuable possession is her hair. Meredoc is most commonly the one to try to make everyone happy, instead of worrying about her own well being. This is exhausting, but she can't change who she is. She is the most beautiful and unique woman, with the biggest heart. She doesn't like to be pushed into things by people who don't know her well. She picks her friends wisely, but tries to be friendly with everyone. Meredoc loves hockey boys and boys who are good looking but also great her well.

Sam: hey dude who is that angel over there? She's glowing with sexiness it makes me erotic

Troy: bro it's a Meredoc. She's so valuable. She's mine though. DIBS. I heard she's precious in bed, so don't take advantage of her.

Sam: I'm gonna take her out to dinner before you do. And then we'll drive to my apartment on the upper-east time for some sexy time.

Troy: Dude, she doesn't have sex on the first date. She likes to wait so that it's more special. I would know. Her vj is a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow

Sam: Good to know. Thanks bro. I'm gonna go suck my thumb

by Channingtatum December 21, 2013

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

"some fuck boi gets punched"
Damn he just merked the shit out of you

"just got shot in the leg"
Bro take me to a hospital some boi just merked me

by T.I.NMan September 24, 2014

messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"

"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017