Medical Wank

The act of masturbating to relieve lovers nuts AKA blue balls

I had to have a medical wank after some heavy petting on the second date with Sharon

by Medical Wanker August 21, 2019

Medic

One of the support classes in the game Team Fortress 2.

The medic is supposed to heal their team but mostly just goes for the heavy. Most likely because of the video “Meet the Medic”.

A lot of the time medic mains will be insulted and criticized. Please do not do this, this will usually lead to the medic leaving, we are only doing the best we can.

Scout: Medic!!
Soldier: Medic! Medic!!
Heavy (being healed by medic):I love this doctor!
*Medic trying to heal multiple players

by The Hattman October 6, 2020

medic

the guy that will saw through your bones

heavy with 1 hp: MEDIC!
medic: IM GONNA SAW THROUGH YOUR BONES!!!!!

by sewdyer June 17, 2021

Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

Medical license

Something the medic doesn’t have

medic:I’m gonna need to perform surgery
scout:do you have a medical license

medic:well no

A medical license basically lets you do surgery and doctor stuff

by raybeez April 22, 2022

Operation Medical Libraries

A non-profit organization whose mission is to collect and distribute current medical textbooks and journals to war-torn countries through a partnership with American medical schools, hospitals, and physicians and the United States military.

Operation Medical Libraries will significantly enhance the initial and continuing medical education of healthcare professionals in communities crippled by the lack of materials, with which to teach, learn and provide healthcare of all kind.

by Heather Anne August 8, 2008

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017