coltin melvin

is big sexy and belongs to aerial and chloe

coltin melvin is so sexy

by aerialsexy December 12, 2021

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Melvin

Laura’s amazing, precious boyfriend. godly in bed 😻best kisser !! cutest fat cheeks you’ll ever see

you wish you had a Melvin.

by laura 🕸 November 21, 2021

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To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.

As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.

Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.

by PuppetJustice November 20, 2021

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Melvin

Melvin is the sweetest boy ever but is commonly misjudged by girls who do not know him as well as they think. Girls will do anything to keep a Melvin. He doesn't like football that much but looooooooves video games. Melvin likes a peng girl, but one reason for that is the people he hangs out with because they are the 'roadman' type who make him think he has to be like that. He is likely to be part of a gang but not tell you that.

"who's that guy there?"
"Melvin."
"he's a nice one you know"

by A〰Girl〽no bs June 8, 2019

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Melvining

When a man is challenged to a fight by another man, and starts crying and peeing their pants instead of fighting. Often they will also poop their pants.

Steve started Melvining the second that goof Big Rick challenged him to a fight.

by Based_fart_knocker March 10, 2025

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A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles

Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.

by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021

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