Melvin

Laura’s amazing, precious boyfriend. godly in bed 😻best kisser !! cutest fat cheeks you’ll ever see

you wish you had a Melvin.

by laura 🕸 November 21, 2021

coltin melvin

is big sexy and belongs to aerial and chloe

coltin melvin is so sexy

by aerialsexy December 12, 2021

melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions

"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."

by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

Melvin

The blending of the names of Melissa and Kevin. The best couple on Earth. Real ride or die Bonnie and Clyde type.

"I cant wait to celebrate Melvin at their wedding.

by LocalLinda March 22, 2024

Melvin

Melvin is a loving guy. He is very smart and his smile is to love and die for. He gets in Trouble a lot but that don’t get him down. Sometimes girls fight over him. He loves joking around with people that likes him but he doesn’t like her. Some people say girls be on his meat everyday but it don’t really get to him. He’s good at basketball and football. He carry his team everyday and people get mad and hate on him. Melvin is a bad bitch getter. But, get on his nerves he will be dangerous at that point.

1: Jacob is so Melvin
2: Chill, chill, chill your totally being an Melvin

by YungHandlejuice May 11, 2019

Melvin

Melvin is a tall and handsome person, he gets picked up by women constantly. He is said to have moved mountains and the worlds. Melvin can be defined as someone who gets the job done. He is 69ft tall and has muscles the size of pluto.

Melvin can also be used as a compliment, as it means "god-like"

"Omg ur so melvin"

by Nasauranus May 10, 2022