Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.

I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again

by qwter978 May 13, 2016

melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010

Water-melone

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.

Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!

by alexalexmax April 3, 2017

melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.

Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!

by melonmania June 30, 2011

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023