Coco Melon

A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.

Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?

by Eatmyfoot20 September 13, 2021

Doggo melon

A doggo melon is a good boy dog who has a watermelon on his head. Sometimes used for memes.

Oh look a doggo melon!
Theres the doggo melon! why is it sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

melon cock

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

by cabel6969 September 9, 2015

Yellin' Melon

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.

Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."

by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015

Melon Squad

An infamous gang that rules the world from the underground

Steve, be careful as they look like that they are part of Melon Squad

by Young Boy Bluejay May 11, 2020

ginger melon

A pumpkin

A örangle melon is a pumpkin in other words ginger melon

by Medieval Coal Oven September 7, 2014