chocolate meat cushion

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.

A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

by OakRaid October 30, 2014

Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

by Ballsagna April 1, 2015

wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.

by june t May 14, 2015

lesbian meat hook

Wrestling move signatured by Adam Moore. It is when one crosses their middle finger over their ring finger known as the hook. From here you will cup the opponent's butt cheeks as the hook slides to toward the center of mass causes the opponent to become uncomfortable and scream in fear.

The wrestler used the lesbian meat hook to scare his opponent into submission.

by Widened.urethra February 8, 2018

You think you're fresh meat?

Somebody who believes that they are of a superior quality to another person. Generally used when someone is bragging about a personal accomplishment.

Kyle: Dude I totally won our team the game!

Liam: You think you're fresh meat?

by Manusuperfan March 11, 2013

meat rod

a rod of meat, aka a fat cock

Sam inserted his meat rod into two tasty buns

by widdywiddy December 14, 2012

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018