Men Meeting

A Men Meeting is a “Circle Jerk” all members will put their phones in the middle (sometimes with porn sometimes without) and perform a Circle Jerk

You going to the men meeting tonight? I hear all the men are going

by Acton-man July 17, 2020

Zoom Meeting

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.

“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.

by ZombieManager April 5, 2022

meerkat meeting

When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.

Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?

Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.

Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.

Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!

AAAAAAAND so on...

by moolmas June 13, 2010

meet the fam

when a boyfriend is being ghey on the phone saying you should meet his family.

Matt: you should go to my hockeygame tomorrow!
Kelly: i cant i have softball
Matt: you should go and meet the fam.
Kelly: did u just say what i think you said?
Matt: meet the fam?
Kelly: yeah.... wow.

by YoHolmes69 April 13, 2008

server meeting

A meeting for servers with the management but the servers arnt allowed to ask one question or voice their concerns without getting shot down. The servers werent even allowed to say one word.

Server 1: A server meeting where servers can't talk?
Server 2: Thats some bullshit Jessie!

by Server Meeting August 26, 2017

Late for a Meeting

Something you say when you don't want to stop to talk to that annoying person in the office who never stops talking about things you aren't interested in.

Joe: "Hey Marla, how are you this morning"?

Marla: "Great Joe! Sorry can't talk now..I'm Late for a Meeting".

by Britini girls January 23, 2013

Meeting Marshal

The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).

When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a different direction, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.

by RangerGr January 31, 2010