mayonaise

the white part on white wall tires. and mustard is the yellow stripe on vogue tires

man he got dat mayonaise on da lac

by dj July 7, 2005

Mayonnaise Ma'am

Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."

You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.

by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008

Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

by longboarder870 May 4, 2009

carrot in the mayonnaise

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.

Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.

by John McTumling August 24, 2017

Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"

Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."

by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009

maysonnova

the hottest person ever

ed sheeran probably: my crush is maysonnova i want to be her bf 🥺

liam payne: bruv u smell like ass crumbs and you have lemon peppah steppah tingers luv ur never going to be her gf

by user_sun6 March 16, 2021

maneze (mayonnaise)

prison lubrication the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant

the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up

by fatherboat December 24, 2007