matthew

a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush

i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush

by dildo boy February 28, 2008

Mathew

A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.

He is no Mathew
i saw Mathew
Mathew touched me
Mathew is so cool
i want to suck Mathew
i licked Mathew

by Big Black Brother June 20, 2008

Matthew clark

Simply awesome, Often seen as a god like figure and often is found sitting in a pool of his own... AWESOMENESS

Oh god look its Matthew clark, dont go too close his awesomeness can vapourize you instantly

by Mitchell hart December 20, 2008

dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

by CasetteFM September 11, 2009

Matthewgraygublersexual

A strong attraction towards only Matthew Gray Gubler and possibly women.

“Hey dude did you know I’m matthewgraygublersexual?”
“Okay dude”

by dumbbiotch December 29, 2020

Thomas Matthew Delonge

Thomas Matthew Delonge is a singer/guitarist for the most amazing band, Blink 182. He was born December 13, 1975 in Poway, California. He is unfortunately married to Jennifer Jenkins, now Jennifer Delonge. He is the hottest man alive, without a doubt. Many people praise him. He is currently in Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, two amazing bands, Blink 182 being the best. He used to be in Boxcar Racer also. He has a very distinct voice which makes him even more irresistable. He has an obsession over UFO's and Aliens, and he really does not care what people think of him. He is a unique, and different soul, which makes him interesting.

who are you talking about when you capitalize Him?
well, Thomas Matthew Delonge of course!

by Mrs. Delonge June 10, 2010

Matthew Perry

A comedic genius. Mostly known for his role as Chandler Bing in the American television sitcom "Friends", but also starred in other things like Fools Rush In, Charles in Charge, The Ron Clark Story.
Perry suffered from a drug addiction during the Friends era, and had many weight fluctuations. He managed to pull through it and beat his addiction, and now to this day, he stars as Oscar Madison in the remake of the '70s sitcom "The Odd Couple."

Damn, Matthew Perry is fine asf.

by TheRelaxiTaxi December 20, 2015