saddle masher

A wonderfully hilarious name for one’s asshole. Synonyms: butthole, farter, turd cutter, dumper and cornhole.

Damn Bertram, Ethel was looking so hot last night, I would have crammed it in her saddle masher

by JBCB December 10, 2022

Masheads

1) A group of mashead.
2) Members of Masheads.co.uk
3) Collective name of the clan mash.

1) Here come the masheads out of their head.
2) I luv being in masheads!
3) We got owned by mash.

by Babylon Whore January 13, 2008

Marshed

To be or be affected by the marsh.

DUDE YOU JUST GOT FUCKING MARSHED

by Agent X August 10, 2008

MaSheen

One who parties SO hard that calling them a "machine" simply won't do.

They must have tiger blood, must always be winning and must bang rocks no smaller than 7 grams.

An ode to Mr Charlie Sheen.

Aww man, Jeffro just banged another 7 gram rock, that dude must have tiger blood flowing through his veins. Not only is he winning, he is a MaSheen!

by JarrodJ March 27, 2011

Mashedness

To be extremely mashed....and surrounded by other mashed users.

Hope you enjoyed the mashedness last night.

by MsMashed March 1, 2009

Masted

The male equivalent of being white girl wasted.

When you wake up on the side of the road missing a hat and one shoe you know you were Masted.

by Judio Mexicano February 22, 2014

Marshed

To be continually given plastic pint glasses by a barman when everyone else in the pub is given real glasses.

Ffs that barmaid Marshed you off again!!!!

by Bazbourne July 5, 2020