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Majid

A very slender man with an extremely long spaghetti dick.
Girl1: Which guy do you wanna go for tonight?
Girl2: I'm feeling a bit of Majid tonight *wink wink*
Girl1: Mmm tasty.
by Masies December 10, 2022
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Maidstone grammar school for girls

This school never actually came out the other end of ww2. If you are a student here then I’m sure u have heard about the ww2 tunnels and the book “a school girls war” about a million times. Most of the money that mggs gets goes towards building a ww2 tunnel reception, which let’s be honest no one needs. 90% of people at mggs are pricks that are constantly trying to get attention. The other 10% don’t actually come to school. However if u are in that 10% good luck because the headteacher will most likely email u 500 times to get u to come to school before you are brutally murdered. If u have just done ur 11+ do not come here u will regret it for the rest of your life but also don’t go to invicta because that is even worse.
by Whyischeesetasty February 28, 2023
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Meat Maiden

So, She's the local Meat Maiden, eh?
by Soldaat May 2, 2009
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douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.
She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.
by a Feminist June 19, 2009
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Hitler maiden

A psychotically conceited or narcissistically ambitious female who viciously and compulsively goes through life turning any and every situation into an opportunity for her to separate the "superior and flawless" (like herself, of course) from the "loathsome and disgusting".

No matter the situation, it's a guarantee that she'll be openly treating certain people like rotting dog shit, while then turning immediately around and treating certain other people like blue-eyed Nordic royalty -- with her selection criteria being largely dependent on a person's ethnicity, beauty, physique, and apparent wealth.

She more often directs this treatment at males, although in certain circumstances she'll subject females to it, too. But the overriding point is that she just can't ever stop herself from doing it.

The term derives from Adolf Hitler's German youth programs, whereby he selected "pure Aryan" males and females for his indoctrination and breeding.
"Dude, you don't wanna wait in that line. The girl at the register will openly treat you like shit because you're not "master race" enough -- She's a total Hitler maiden."
by C'est Logique October 14, 2011
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Wooden Maiden

Painfully uncomfortable chair, constructed primarily of wood.
"For sale: 1 medieval chair, made of wood, comfort level: wooden maiden"
"Man, this chair fucking sucks, I feel like a torture victim, its basically a wooden maiden"
by the_sheeve_master March 10, 2014
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Minute Maid

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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