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admin manager

An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.
What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.
by BalthazarFishwick April 13, 2017
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Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway
Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013
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Project Manager

Someone who creates memes and doesn't work.
The project manager created great content today. His memes were on point.
by WoahWoah1432 July 28, 2022
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crisass management

Handling a problem by showing your ass. Usually done by the Kardashians.
Boy #1: Hey did you see Kylie's ass pic?
Girl #1 : Now that's what I call crisass management.
by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015
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fisherprice manager

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.
Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!
by S. Girard March 20, 2008
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manage-ize

people tryna boss you around with your permission
quit tryna manage-ize everything i do
by xoxo._. January 20, 2022
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Cock Management

The act of knowing when and how to bring a partner's climax to fruition in the critical last seconds beforehand.
After Richard perfected his Cock Management skills, the O's flowed like rain across a parched desert.
by Donotatme March 5, 2020
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