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e-manage

when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.
After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.
by laura palmer March 20, 2014
mugGet the e-managemug.

fisherprice manager

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.
Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!
by S. Girard March 20, 2008
mugGet the fisherprice managermug.

Cock Management

The act of knowing when and how to bring a partner's climax to fruition in the critical last seconds beforehand.
After Richard perfected his Cock Management skills, the O's flowed like rain across a parched desert.
by Donotatme March 5, 2020
mugGet the Cock Managementmug.

manage-ize

people tryna boss you around with your permission
quit tryna manage-ize everything i do
by xoxo._. January 20, 2022
mugGet the manage-izemug.

pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
mugGet the pain managementmug.

Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.
You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.
by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015
mugGet the Manager Pantsmug.

event manager

Noun. ih.vent.ma.nuh.juh

Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.
Wow didn't the band cancel? Yes they did, but the event manager found a replacement
by Yolodopeshit October 9, 2023
mugGet the event managermug.

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