magnums

a extra large condom tha magnum

niggah pass tha magnums

by latisko January 31, 2007

Magnum

40oz bottle of malt liquor

they only had only enough magnums to get me drunk

by mikey magnum February 13, 2009

.44 Magnum

The most badass hand cannon ever. Your enemies shit themselves when you hold this gat to their face.

This is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off.


---Clint

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Magnum

a nickname that really lame dickwads try to give themselves because they think it makes them sound cool, or they think it fools chicks into thinking that they have a big penis, when in all actuality, they probably have the tiniest choad you've ever seen.

Guy #1: Can you believe Billy wants us to call him Magnum?

Guy #2: What a little choad! That grundle troll is annoying as fuck.

Guy #1: Yeah, I know what you mean. I wonder if he asked his manager at T.G.I.Friday's if he could put "Magnum" on his name tag.

by Edsantry February 11, 2007

magnum

Erick Zoolander's newest look.
Can stop ninja stars.

It's magnum!

by Hans February 5, 2004

flaming magnum

It is when you put Tobasco sauce on a Magnum, or your penis if you prefer, and then proceed to thrust it into a girl' mouth and have her suck on your flaming hot dick.

Dude 1: "Yo, I gave your mom a flaming magnum last night!"
Dude 2: "Well, she did always love spicy meat..."

by Jib Smith November 29, 2007

Kanga Mangus

When you shoot someone in the head and hang them on a clothesline through that hole.

Sometimes I just want to perform a Kanga Mangus on every person who loves Twilight.

by LTS180 June 26, 2009