My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

Ohno my balls

When you lose your balls

"Ohno my balls! They're gone!"

by Rat_Chef_200 September 23, 2021

Change My Balls

To shower, bathe.

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!

by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021

Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

lolz my balls

laughing your balls off

bro, thats so funny, lolz my balls!

by jokerethan September 2, 2011

Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018