When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007
Get the weiner mustache mug.A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
by Mark VZ April 23, 2006
Get the dick mustache mug.While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
Get the Mystical Mustache mug.Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
by lowboy219 June 19, 2014
Get the mustache deep mug.When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
by Deee Bag October 16, 2014
Get the asian mustache mug.The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013
Get the Christmas Mustache mug.Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
by mattieice7486 May 21, 2015
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