When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007
Get the weiner mustachemug. A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
by Mark VZ April 23, 2006
Get the dick mustachemug. While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
Get the Mystical Mustachemug. When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
by Deee Bag October 16, 2014
Get the asian mustachemug. ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.
by SnappinDicks October 8, 2021
Get the Silk Mustachemug. The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013
Get the Christmas Mustachemug. An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
Get the Mustache Mafiamug.