Buritto Sized Mummy

Orignated from E-40(who else), is a very large joint filled with the finest herbs to resemble a buritto.

I am at thr park rolling up a buritto sized mummy

by Nico415 July 30, 2010

Mummy harderrrr

it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life

Why would you search Mummy harderrrr

by yourlocalfatdog October 1, 2022

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

BeJroooomun Being mummy

A mummy fied BeJrooOOMUN BEING as in womun or mun. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.

I invented and made and created BeJrooOOMUN BEING mummy's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙..

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 8, 2021

Bootyhole mummy

A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.

Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb

by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017

Yummy Mummy

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around ones genitalia and and then proceeding to eat said fruit roll up.

I felt like Brendan Fraser when she gave me that Yummy Mummy.

by Surgeon Dictionary July 19, 2025

Scummy Mummy

Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'

A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.

by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019